• Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
  • Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

(via honey-oil)

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

(via ruinedchildhood)

bethosaurus:

couerdedanse:

ADOPTED A NEW DOG

WANTED TO SEE IF MADELEINE PLAYS WELL WITH ROTHBART

THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY GETTING OFF TO A GOOD START, NO???

I can’t hear myself think but that’s okay.

im actaully crying oh my god

(Source: coeurdedanses, via weareinvictus)

thesylverlining:

OH nOOOOO

(via digitalash)

"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via pizza)

ebbaliciousz:

ghdos:

curvellas:

anuaks:

big booty bitches - a lost people

I FOUND IT

this is really important to me and i think of it often

This is still my favorite.

Just incase y’all forgot.

(via angryblackman)

punkthekris:

doggieeesss

(Source: doctom666, via high-hopes-in-high-tops)

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan, via high-hopes-in-high-tops)

(Source: memewhore, via angryblackman)

(Source: thadoxtor, via pizza)

vardaesque:

polmos:

Salvador Dali Taking His Anteater for a Walk, Paris 1969

Salvador Dali Not Giving A Single Fuck, Paris 1969

(via flawlesley)