awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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(via cespur)

humansofnewyork:

“In the 70’s, I used to work out at this Gold’s Gym in California, and one day this wrestling promoter comes in and says: ‘I need a black guy, a Chinese guy, and an Indian—- he said Indian, but he meant Native American.’ I happened to be working out with a black friend and a Chinese friend, so I said: ‘We can do it! I can be an Indian!’ So he agreed, and he moved us into this empty warehouse to live. Then he gave us $600 per week to do a bunch of coke and beat the shit out of each other before Roller Girls events.”

(via angryblackman)

(Source: tatercat, via sparklybongwater)

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat, via pizza)

clarainclara:

I see no lies here

(Source: girlcodeonmtv, via andshewillbelovedx)

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

(via honey-oil)

linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award

(via brotogenic)

midnightcowboy1969:

"im sorry i dont watch movies….. i watch films”

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(via weareinvictus)

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

(via weareinvictus)